December 29, 2005

The Reading Experience

Folks give me crap about being a book snob. I’m not a book snob, I just have opinions about what kinds of books are better for long distance reading. And my opinions all fall back on the same thing, basically what provides the best reading experience.

Putting this in perspective, consider watching the latest 3+ hour long Peter Jackson remake of King Kong. You have a choice: see the movie in a nice megaplex-esque theater with padded, reclining seats and cup holders in the armrests, or see it in an ancient movie house with wooden seats and no legroom (for SLC residents, the old Tower Theater immediately comes to mind). Which situation would be better for the overall health of your coccyx, not to mention your circulation?

The experience is important. Deal with it.

With that out of the way, I present to you my not even slightly snobby thoughts on purchasing the right book.

The natural place to start is with the mass market paperback (hereafter referred to as “MMPB”). These are what most people think of when somebody says “paperback book;” they’re small, usually around 6-1/2″ x 4″ in size, and are generally the least expensive books you can purchase. I recall in my youth when I was first starting to do serious reading the quality of MMPB books was fairly good. The worst thing that would happen is the pages would turn brown after a few years. No big surprise there; the books were mostly printed on newsprint.

Now, MMPB books suck. I don’t mean kinda suck either. They REALLY suck.

The bindings on most MMPB are warped in such a way that the pages when open click like the lid from a bottle of Snapple. I don’t recall the last time I owned a truly flat MMPB. They don’t exist anymore. And the printing? It goes all the way into the binding so you have to practically fold the book backwards just to get all the words. All that, plus the cheap inks that rub off on your hands, make MMPB books thoroughly unappealing. I only purchase them when there is absolutely no other choice.

(By the way, they also smell really bad. Give one a whiff and tell me I’m wrong. Go ahead.)

Next up: hardcover books (hereafter referred to as “HC”). These guys have their place. I occasionally purchase collectible volumes from various authors (Stephen King, Clive Barker, Joe Lansdale, to name a few) and in such cases I believe HC books are justified. These are not only for reading; they’re show pieces, made to look impressive on a bookshelf and made to retain as much structure as possible to maximize resale value. The occasional first edition of a non-rare book is also justified in HC. I have gotten into the habit of snatching up a first UK edition of every new Harry Potter book since the fifth (Order of the Phoenix) and they’re only available in HC. Ditto for the occasional Stephen King first edition. Overall, HC books have their place.

However, I feel that reading HC books is not an enjoyable experience. They are heads and shoulders above MMPB books, but they’re also very heavy, hard to hold in one hand, and if you’re a two handed reader who reads while reclined you’ll probably end up with stigmata-esque bloody marks in the middle of your palms after the first evening of reading. I find that reading HC books while laying flat on my stomach is the easiest, but I can’t lay like that for too long before it starts bugging me.

I know, waaaaaaah… Refer back to the King Kong discussion earlier, then return.

Having said all of that, I’ll present the ultimate style of book for long distance reading: the trade paperback (hereafter referred to as “TPB”). They’re the larger paperback books that you see in bookstores. They’re slightly less expensive than HC books, occasionally about twice as expensive ad MMPB books, and they’re the shiznit as far as The Reading Experience is concerned.

They’re lighter than HC books. They’re printed on higher quality paper than MMPB books. The margins allow for handling the book without wiping over the ink. Not that it would matter, though, because the ink tends to be higher quality and typically does not rub off, at least not easily. The letterspacing and line spacing is sufficient to allow easy flow from one line to the next, unlike MMPB books which squeeze as much text into a page as possible (they’re going for cheap, after all). TPB books don’t leave stigmata marks on your hands, either. They can typically be held in one hand depending on the size of the book. And as icing on the cake, they look more dignified on a bookshelf than MMPB books.

(That last part isn’t really part of The Reading Experience, I know, but it does count for something.)

So, am I a snob? I don’t think so. I’ve read enough books from each of the forementioned categories to state with a fair degree of certainty that some books are much better for long distance reading than others.

It reminds me of the economies of scale that are used to create consumer electronics: the difference between a $0.95 capacitor and $1.05 capacitor may seem small when considered from a micro level, but multiply that by millions of units and all of a sudden the $0.10 difference is huge. The same applies to annoyances in The Reading Experience. Small things mean very little on a single page but they become bletcherously irritating after page 500.

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Another surprising semester

  • Letterpress: A
  • 3rd Year Graphic Problem: A-
  • Typography I: A-
  • My GPA remains at 3.83. Plus, just as icing on the cake, I’m now officially a senior. Not that it matters much because I have 1-1/2 years of school (three semesters) left, but still…]]>

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    December 27, 2005

    And another thing…

    All you “There’s a War on Christmas” folks are now required — for the sake of consistency — to wish everyone a Happy Hanukkah.

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    December 24, 2005

    Happy Birthday!

    Instead, I’ll say this… Our country was founded by the following individuals:


    1. Prospectors who thought risking almost certain death by disease or hostile natives was worth it if it meant they could get rich quick. This isn’t all that different from contractors who leave their families behind and risk death at the hands of extremists in Iraq just to earn a quick $100k.
    2. Criminals who were given the choice of either facing the death penalty or leaving England to work at The Virginia Corporation harvesting tobacco (and risking an early death).
    3. Folks who were fed up with being force fed a certain set of religious beliefs, many of which they did not agree with.

    Translation: this country was NOT founded on Christian values. It was founded by folks who were either greedy or looking for an escape from some unfavorable fate, be it a death sentence or religious persecution by other Christians.

    Those of you on the “religious right,” do NOT force feed Christianity down non-Christians’ throats.

    And those of you who feel it’s necessary to force feed agnosticism down the throats of the “religious right,” you’re no better.

    Both of you, stop being childish and learn to share the friggin’ world. YOU’RE BOTH WRONG.

    “Religious right,” stop acting like folks are killing Christmas just because they want to be INCLUSIVE at a time of year when more than just Christian things are happening.

    Others, who gives a rat’s ass if someone mistakes you for being Christian? I’ve been mistaken for being gay, Jewish, LDS, hispanic, a father, and rich. Not even once did any of these mistaken identifications piss me off.

    You two, however, DO piss me off, all because of your lack of tolerance of people who are not exactly like you.

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    December 21, 2005

    Judge Jones smacks down ID

    There is a 139 page ruling by Judge Jones (also in Pennsylvania) on this matter. For a taste, read the Daily KOS summary.

    For those of you who want Intelligent Design taught in schools, learn from Dover’s mistakes.

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    Classic Heather

    Dooce you’re bummin’. Some of the posts are just okay but every now and then Heather enters Rare Form Mode and cranks out a post that would hold its own against anything from David Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs.

    I knew there was a reason I love that blog…

    An exerpt from today’s post, the context of which is baby daughter Leta reaching the age when pooping in your pants is no longer okay:

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    December 18, 2005

    Oh well, nice try

    Remember how I said the extra money I would be earning from the new job would help me get ahead, or at least keep up with expenses?

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    December 9, 2005

    Neighbors to the west: YOU’RE ASSHOLES

    Brenda got home tonight to discover that the large black walnut tree that provides shade to our backyard — a tree, mind you, that a former tenant in the house to the west of us already cut back way too far — had literally been stripped of every branch large and small that poked even a little bit into their property. I’m not talking at people-level either. The lowest branch that leaned into WallyWorld was probably 10′ or more off the ground. I’m guessing a lot of walnuts fell and they decided it would be best to annihilate the tree to prevent having to pick up a few nuts next fall.

    There is no way it’s going to survive this assault. No way in hell. I haven’t gotten a tree doctor in to look at it, nor would it do any good, but a tree this huge can’t subsist with such a tiny number of live branches.

    The law, unfortunately, is on THEIR side, at least until the tree dies. Then the law moves over to MY side because I’ll be able to nab them for cutting the tree so badly that it died. That, my friends, is ILLEGAL.

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    December 8, 2005

    Design a flag for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

    So, like, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are having a contest for a new flag design. The winner’s design will be used on the band’s next album and, I guess, by the band in their day to day travels. If your design doesn’t win, it may still be used by the band. It sounds like everyone wins.

    School’s more or less out for winter break (I have one class tomorrow evening, then it’s over) so maybe I’ll be brave and do this. Maybe.

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    December 4, 2005

    High school level writing at the AP

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    • Artists from around the world were join President Bush and Laura Bush in an evening ceremony at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
    • Turner, 66, who has earned her seven Grammy awards for hits such as “Proud Mary,” “What’s Love Got to Do With It” and “Private Dancer.
    • He starred opposite Paul Newsman in “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
    • The ballerina was the lead dancer in such performances as “Meditation” and “The Nutcracker,” both choreographed by George Balanchine. She is now an instructor.

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