February 26, 2007

Ah, Chuck…

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

(From Chuck Norris Facts.)

...filed under "Goofy" @ 6:26 am

February 16, 2007

Illustration Friday: Gravity


Denver UofU Alumni event, originally uploaded by erat.

Yeah, it’s a stretch to call this a “gravity” illustration. I’m doing it anyway, though, because gravity plays a big part in the tension/motion of the image. I’ve never seen a baseball fly like this.

Perhaps this is the negation of gravity? Dunno.

...filed under "Illustration" @ 8:22 am

February 15, 2007

Updating my resume

Toothpaste For Dinner
toothpastefordinner.com

...filed under "Work" @ 8:27 am

February 14, 2007

Not to bring up a sore subject, but…

…every time I’ve been to Trolley Square — every time — there have been police cars in the parking lot. Not only on weekends but also on weekdays. Ditto for scattered businesses around Trolley Square. Yet for some reason, it took the SLC police 3 minutes to get to the mall Monday night.

Salt Lake City isn’t Washington, D.C., or Seattle, or San Francisco. The best way I can describe it is “a small town with a few big buildings in it.” With lights and sirens going, a cop could probably get from one side of downtown to the other, turn around, and come most of the way back in the time it took the SLC police to respond to the shooting.

I appreciate the fact that the shooting was stopped, but I’m sorry, 3 minutes?? I can’t believe for a second that there wasn’t a SLC police car within 3 minutes of the mall. I’m about 3 minutes from the mall, and I live 10 blocks south of the damn thing. I know there were cops between here and there Monday night.

I’ll shut up now.

...filed under "Confused, Crime" @ 10:18 am

February 12, 2007

The Secret

Last week I attended a lecture/discussion about networking, presented by a local graphic design/advertising magazine publisher. During the chat, the subject of creative visualization popped up. Creative visualization is simple: imagine yourself being successful at something and eventually success will begin to happen. It’s not new age hocus pocus, the universe has nothing to do with it (as far as I’m concerned), it’s just a confidence-building thing. And it does actually work, within reason. Who’s ever successful when they go into a situation imagining their failure? If anyone has any doubts, read Malcolm Gladwell’s book “Blink.” That’ll clear things up.

At one point during the chat, a DVD called “The Secret” was mentioned. Not by the presenter, but by one of the students. It DID sound like new age hocus pocus, so I decided to read up on it. I went to Amazon.com and checked out some reviews and read some of the discussions.

Holy crap… Holy HOLY crap… Have people lost their minds? You can’t just picture getting something and then get it, that doesn’t actually work. Some of these idiots, though, are convinced this is the case. One wingnut had the gall to state that people in poor countries earning less than $2/day CHOSE to be born into that life and CHOOSE to remain.

Oh, rilly?

Luckily a person who has a firm grasp of reality pointed out how these people who supposedly CHOOSE to stay die fighting their tyrannical governments, are shot when crossing borders, are publicly executed when they rebel, etc. No amount of “The Secret” would help these people because they don’t have the resources (weapons, planes, cars, etc.) to gain freedom.

Sounds like classic Manifest Destiny to me. I mean, why not look at the entire planet in an America-centric manner? If it can work here, it can work anywhere, right? Folks that aren’t rich us MUST be lazy or something.

Pfft… Secret of the universe, my ass.

My opinion? While there is confidence-building merit to simple creative visualization, “The Secret” is BS. Without the resources to get what you want, good luck creating your future through visualization.

...filed under "Opinions" @ 8:52 am

February 4, 2007

Wordpress upgraded, already throwing hands in the air

I upgraded from version 2.0.3 (I think) to 2.1. Already my styling ifIS going down the toilet.

You know, I don’t feel like messing with it right now. If you see oddities, feel free to let me know and I’ll fix them some day.

...filed under "Blog" @ 9:24 pm

February 2, 2007

Illustration Friday: “Sprout”


Sprout, originally uploaded by erat.

Yep…

...filed under "Illustration" @ 8:20 am

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